“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”
“The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen.”
“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”
“Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake.”
“Being called "closed-minded" by religious people is like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.”