“Most importantly, it´s in giving thanks...”

“Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds.”

“The only way to belong is to act like you belong. Or to not give a shit whether you belong or not.”

“I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.”

“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”

“In case you didn't notice me, I'm the less attractive friend to the right.”

“Small talk. Catching up. Thinly veiled hostility.”