“Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.”
“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.”
“Conlan: "She's not Sophia."Angie: "She's somebody's Sophia.”
“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”
“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”