“If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.”
“You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again, you might try hypnosis.”
“Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. The principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.”
“If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.”
“People try to hide behind God to fool others in the world, but they fail to realize that the world is not big enough to hide behind to try and fool God”
“Every man is a divinity in disguise, a god playing the fool.”