“Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.”

“Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.”

“Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.”

“Sometimes, even in the most unfortunate of lives, there will occur a moment or two of good fortune.”

“Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.”

“Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.”

“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”