“I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”
“Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.”
“Faith is a question of eyesight; even the blind can see that.”
“Never question another man's motive. His wisdom, yes, but not his motives.”
“I question the moral integrity of anyone who says they have no regrets.”
“In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.”