“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?”

“One of the best things about road-tripping with monks is that monks are used to repeating chants over and over and over, so they really don't mind songs like 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall' or 'The Song That Never Ends.”

“Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.”

“Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.”

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.”