“Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.”
“Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?”
“Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.”
“Are you being a guidance counselor again? Stop playing with your food.”
“Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV. She was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.”
“Maybe you yhink you're not perfect,not pretty enough,or smart enough,but for some guy,you're pefect just the way you are.that's your perfect man.”