“What’s the difference between an undead and my last boyfriend? One is a soul-sucking beast from hell and the other is an undead.”

“Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.”

“Her new boss was an undead automaton from hell, true. But, no job is perfect.”

“... but it is attitude, not years, that condemns one to the ranks of the Undead, or else proffers salvation. In the domain of the young there dwells many an Undead soul. They rush about so, their inner putrefaction is concealed for a few decades, that is all.”

“No boyfriend," I said, perhaps a little too quickly. Have I mentioned my total lack of social life? Having a dream about Alex last night was the closest thing I'd had to a date in months and that was only a dream and it was about a guy who was undead. Admittedly very sexy, but still completely undead. Although I have heard that vampire sex is supposed to be pretty damn good.”

“You stole from a member of the undead”