“God and Hell both damn it,”

“—leave me," Japhrimel snarled. "You will not leave me to wander the earth alone—breathe, damn you, breathe!”

“Sometimes you meet a girl and it's like matter and antimatter. You just hate each other for no damn reason.”

“I have set you as a seal upon my heart; I will not return to Hell.”

“Oh God, Oh God we’re all gonna die doesn’t really fit the definition of banter, now does it?”

“God, was I going to have another day of painful thoughts jumping me every time I relaxed? The obvious solution—to just not relax—was kind of sucking.”

“It's not the type of work you can put on a business card.I sometimes play the game with myself, though. What would I put on a business card?Jill Kismet, Exorcist. Maybe on a nice heavy cream-colored card stock, with a good font. Not pretentious, just something tasteful. Garamond, maybe, or Book Antiqua. In bold. Or one of those old-fashioned fonts, but no frilly Edwardian script. Of course, there's slogans to be taken into account. Jill Kismet, Dealer in Dark Things. Spiritual Exterminator. Slayer of Hell's Minions.”