“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.”

“The best mind altering drug is the truth.”

“No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“The road to success is always under construction”

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”