“A blind man could see that man would die for you, but that doesn't mean you won't die alongside him.”

“I know I'm supposed to be the new Mistress of Revels! But that doesn't mean I have pockets full of muffins!”

“Peaseblossom-decorous, proper Peaseblossom-dropped her trousers to waggle her naked, pale bottom at the Stage Manager. Bertie laughed involuntarily, choked on her coffee, and nearly died as it came out her nose, but it was worth the searing pain in her nostrils to see the look on the Stage Manager's face. ”

“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said."I don't care if she's under duress, over it, or alongside it," Moth said. "Nothing in this world supersedes cake.”

“There is a Beatrice who exists beyond the obligations of a daughter, outside the object of man's affections.”

“If you wanted to play with fire, milady, you could have simply asked me for a kiss or three.”

“Won't SOMEONE think of the PUDDING?”