“What seems to be love beyond any question is usually a simple case of indigestion.”
“Don't tell your friends about your indigestions: "How are you!" is a greeting, not a question.”
“He was more anal than usual tonight. I asked him a simple question and he nearly bit off my head.”
“I asked the question for the best reason possible, for the only reason, indeed, that excuses anyone for asking any question - simple curiosity.”
“Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.”
“What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.”