“Growing up, I have discovered over time, is rather like housework: never finished.”
“I have discovered that the world over, unusual weather prevails at all times of the year.”
“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.”
“Kids grow up in troubled homes thinking that they have the power to change their parents. Over time, they realize that they are mistaken.”
“I’ve never been very keen on women who hang their sex round their neck like baubles. I think it should be discovered. It’s more interesting to discover the sex in a woman than it is to have it thrown at you, like a Marilyn Monroe or those types. To me they are rather vulgar and obvious.”
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”