“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.”

“Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat”

“If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it.”

“A man without a vote is a man without protection.”

“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.”

“[T]he vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men.”

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”