“It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation”
“Authors go on writing books, and so we go on reading them. It is a sad state of affairs.”
“I can’t marry a bisexual woman, because she might be having an affair with the same person I’m having an affair with. And it’s not affair to share.”
“Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death and national security? (Joe)Because I’m cuter in a short skirt. (Tee)”
“I'm out of the equation, an innocent bystander at the major love affair Joan is having with Joan”
“Considering the sense of powerlessness that such a state of affairs would bring about, to have people floating in a pool of mysterious question marks seems like a minor sin.”