“Success is like a deodorant it covers all the dirty smell”
“Success is a great deodorant.”
“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”
“Sixteen-year-old guys smell like deodorant and fast food. Then you turn seventeen and you get fresh.”
“What... Are you on strike from wearing deodorant now too? You smell like a boy's locker room after a wrestling match!”
“It smelled like aging wood and creosote, plastic book covers, and old paper. Old paper, which my mom used to say was the smell of time itself.”