“Nothing makes a man feel more heroic than lying on the floor while his wife captures a criminal with a poinsettia”
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
“Heroes may be less than heroic, while the common man saves the day.”
“Nothing captures human interest more than human tragedy.”
“Humanity is not perfect in any fashion; no more in the case of evil than in that of good. The criminal has his virtues, just as the honest man has his weaknesses.”
“There is nothing more unsociable than man, and nothing more sociable: unsociable by his vice, sociable by his nature.”