“If it moves, starch it. If it doesn't move, starch it. If it seems it has enough starch already, it hasn't, so starch it again.”
“I’ll be washed and ironed. I’ll be washed and ironed and starched.”
“Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch....”
“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”
“A kind Providence furnishes the limpest personality with a little gum or starch in the form of tradition.”
“Poetry puts starch in your backbone so you can stand, so you can compose your life.”