“The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff.”
“It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers”
“My vagina has just found a new best friend”
“I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something."--Sheriff Toots Burns.”
“He did not see any reason why the devil should have all the good tunes.”
“You've got to admit, slick, you got a skill for avoiding the devil.""That just means that now the devils out there, looking for me...and that devil is very mad.”