“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.”

“Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.”

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

“If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.”

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

“The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”