“If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.”

“Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened - Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course It could be done.”

“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.”

“A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”