“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.”
“Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.”
“Man invents nothing God did not create first.”
“For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.He was a wise man who invented beer”
“Luke smiled at his friend. “I seem to remember you called the Force a ‘hokey religion’ when I first met you.”Han looked away, embarrassed. “Well, I’ve gotten smarter since then.”
“I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot.”