“There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.”

“Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions?"A poor little schoolboy who said "we don't need no lessons?”

“Public schoolboys are not merely conservatives, they are by nature totalitarian reactionaries.”

“He was the cleanest-cut comic-book schoolboy hero imaginable.”

“A lover goes toward his beloved as enthusiastically as a schoolboy leaving his books, but when he leaves his girlfriend, he feels as miserable as the schoolboy on his way to school. (Act 2, scene 2)”

“But you must still know to respect other people's faith.''Why? We don't respect any other delusion. We lock up people who believe they're Christ, yet we're supposed to humour those who believe in him.''By definition, faith is irrational: a belief you hold against the normal rules of evidence.''In which case I believe in Jedi”