“The other day a patient told me that he had gotten into what was a very good college. 'It's not Harvard,' he said. 'Harvard's not Harvard either,' I answered.”
“He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.”
“He was like a man who had served a term in prison or had been to Harvard College or had lived for a long time with foreigners in South America.”
“A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.”
“Robert wondered if any of Harvard's revered Egyptologists had ever knocked on the door of a pyramid and expected an answer.”
“But just because a person goes to Harvard doesn't mean he's balanced when he graduates, and just because a dog knows how to obey doesn't mean he's balanced, either.”