“He's most likely robbing the bank as a paycheck on the world for winning the ugliness prize at his local fete three years running.”
“Who is the greater criminal: he who robs a bank or he who founds one?(Three Penny Opera)”
“A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.”
“A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.”
“What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?”
“Caeden grabbed my hand and grinned like a little boy in a candy shop. “Carnival time!” He drug me from the car and then behind him as he headed to a ring toss game. “I think I need to win my girl a prize,” he said.I laughed.“What?” he shrugged. “It’s like a rite of passage. Every boyfriend has to win his girlfriend a prize,” he winked, turning my stomach to jelly.”