“The Keys To Happiness1.Finishing the Grave Digger's Handbook.2.Escaping the ire of Santa Maria.3.Recieving two books for Christmas.”

“I guess that’s the beauty of books. When they finish they don’t really finish.”

“Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after you've finished just to stay near it.”

“There was once a strange, small man. He decided three important details about his life:1. He would part his hair from the opposite side to everyone else.2. He would make himself a small, strange mustache.3. He would one day rule the world....Yes, the Fuhrer decided that he would rule the world with words.”

“A halo surrounded the grim reaper nun, Sister Maria. (By the way-I like this human idea of the grim reaper. I like the scythe. It amuses me.)”

“***A KEY WORD*** Imagined”

“It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.”