“Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head.”
“As long as there are young people, and old people, too, who can imagine realities beyond seeing and touching, and as long as there are poets, and artists, and musicians, there will be unicorns.”
“You poke at evil with a stick," Valerie had said, offering chilling advice they'd never forget. "Never use your fingers.”
“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”
“Never cross a woman with a star on a stick, young lady. They've got a mean streak.”
“I have never yet found that the advice of a Sister could prevent a young Man's being in love if he chose it.”