“Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don't ever let anyone tell you different.”

“It was not a windy day, my hair always looks like that.”

“Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right. ... Cats is different, but I never held it against them.”

“Friends, show me a man who hates himself, and I'll show you a man who hates his neighbors more! He'd have to—you'd not grant anyone else something you can't have for yourself—no love, no kindness, no respect!”

“After all, what's good enough for Austen ought to be good enough for anyone.”

“I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.”

“In a good mood I call my hair Chestnut with Gold Glints. In a bad mood, I call it mousy brown”