“Footnote: In 1998, a woman in Saline, Michigan received a patent for a Decorative Penile Wrap...The patent included three pages of drawings, including a penis wearing a ghost outfit, another in the robes of the Grim Reaper, and one dressed up to look like a snowman. ”
“The history of patents includes a wealth of attempts to reward friends of the government and restrict or control dangerous technologies.”
“Einstein didn't invent the theory of relativity while he was multitasking at the Swiss patent office."quoting, David Meyer, a cognitive scientist at the University of Michigan”
“No one has a patent on the truth. Find yours.”
“A halo surrounded the grim reaper nun, Sister Maria. (By the way-I like this human idea of the grim reaper. I like the scythe. It amuses me.)”
“You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!”