“Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.”
“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?”
“Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.”
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”
“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”
“A girl can't feel like a lady with a bottle of beer before her.”