“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!”

“Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.”

“I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.”

“The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.”

“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson”

“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!— Russ Cargill”

“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson”