“Say, you told me you thought Les Miserables was the greatest novel ever written. I think Vanity Fair is the greatest. Let's fight. - Joe Willard”
“The greatest story ever told is, in fact, the greatest story ever sold”
“The greatest lie ever told about love is that it sets you free.”
“My dogs.Bill Blass, after being asked "Who or what is the greatest love of your life?" by Vanity Fair magazine”
“I was trying to unravel the complicated trigonometry of the radical thought that silence could make up the greatest lie ever told.”
“Then he kissed her. Betsy didn't believe in letting boys kiss you. She thought it was silly to be letting first this boy and then that one kiss you, when it didn't mean a thing. But it was wonderful when Joe Willard kissed her. And it did mean a thing.”