“A girl can't feel like a lady with a bottle of beer before her.”
“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?”
“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.”
“Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.”
“Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.”
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”