“She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.”

“It has actually become very necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.”

“Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.”

“My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.”

“She edged away from him, trying to put a greater distance between herself and Creepy McCreeperson. She bent down, careful not to let her eyes leave him, and plucked up a hairbrush from where it had fallen on her floor. She held it at arm’s length in front of herself, a stupid weapon feeling better than no weapon at all. At the very least, she could give him style.”

“Everyone has superpowers. Apparently mine are fucking and fighting. I'm insanely good at both."-Gabriella”