“When I wake up, I'm going to kick your ass.”
“Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.”
“You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”
“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”
“I had Lissa's number memorized and I sent her the following note:I know what you're going to do, and it is a BAD idea. I'm going to kick both your asses when I find you.”
“When life kicks your ass, kick back.”