“Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.”

“But I’m living proof you don’t have to spend a lot in order to look great.”

“Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.”

“In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”

“Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.”

“Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day.”