“But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.”
“You’re not making a whole lot of sense.”“I am in my head,” I mutter. What does he need me to do here? Stand up on the table and yell, “Hello! Hot guy! I’m into you!”
“See! A hot guy kissed me and I didn’t even care because I love you so much!”
“I’d let the dummy comment slide, partly because I felt like a dummy and partly because I couldn’t think of an eloquent way to say asshole.”
“I once said hello to Catch22 of Newsvine; he seemed like an opinionated guy.”
“Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.”