“Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.”
“Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.”
“Insert the biggest, most awkward silence in the history of big awkward silences.”
“You changed the subject.""From what?""The empty-headed girls who think you're sexy.""You know.""Know what?""That I only have eyes for you.”
“She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.”
“The realization that Garrett actually had a mother kind of disturbed me. But only for about twelve seconds. I rarely held thoughts in my head any longer than twelve seconds. Damn my ADD.”