“Honey, You ain't a hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”

“You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”

“Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.”

“You’re in Europe. You’re young. Young people have been going to Europe on a shoestring for a hundred years.”

“I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.”

“Everyone knows you only want to look at the sinkhole because you love a good disaster. Get back to work, Fuller. I don't pay you for your looks.”

“Life isn't a romance novel. The truth is, the reason romance novels sell so well ---- the reason why everyone loves them ---- is because no one's life is actually like that. Everyone WANTS their life to be like that.”