“I don't seem to fit to associate with humans.”

“I must seem like the biggest nagging idiot in the world!”

“Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.”

“I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.”

“I thought you'd like it," he said, seeming hurt. "You look very pretty.”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“I look around for a conveniently loaded pistol.Sadly, there doesn't seem to be one available, so I have no choice but to answer the question. - Queen of Babble Gets Hitched”