“if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself”

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.”

“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”

“The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.”

“What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you?Thank you. You are very kind.”

“A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm”