“If you’re gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you’re riding a wave, dude.”

“You’re pissed I laid it out and you’re gonna go nurse your snit”

“If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreakIf you’re gonna be somebody’s mistakeIf you’re gonna be somebody’s first time, somebody’s last, baby be mine – Hunter Hayes”

“Lee, you’re gonna have to get over this jealous-possessiveness thing.”“Indy, you’re gonna have to get used to the fact that I’m the jealous-possessive type.”

“With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we’re all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody’s everything’s gonna be hanging out, and some o’ those fat chicks at the abbey are gonna gross my eyeballs right outta my head. Muffin tops and camel toes, gah!”

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Closing your eyes in that situation could be dangerous.”