“It was considerably larger than a knife hilt.”

“If it weren't for me inviting Meena Harper over for dinner that night, the two of you would never have met, and this whole horrible mess would never have happened..."She paused dramatically, as if waiting for someone to jump in and say, Oh no, Mary Lou. None of this was you fault."But," Mary Lou went on, a little less self-confidently, "if I hadnt then you, Lucien, would just have gone on through eternity never knowing what true love is. And then how would you have felt?""Considerably better than I've felt over the course of the past six months, I imagine," he replied.”

“Actually, it’s scary. Scarier than Freddy Kruger and Jason put together.”

“That does not mean he is smarter than I am. I mean, can he draw a cat ?”

“It’s so much easier to walk away than it is to have to explain to someone that you never want to see them again.”

“But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.”

“I get accused all the time of having a bigmouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.”