“Kings don't sneak.”

“Dear Mia,What can I say? I don't know all that much about romance novels, but I think you must be the Stephen King of the genre. Your book is hot. Thanks for letting me read it. Anyone who doesn't want to publish it is a fool.Anyway, since I know it's your birthday, and I also know you never remember to back anything up, here's a little something I made for you. It would be a shame if Ransom My Heart got lost before it ever saw the light of day because your hard drive crashed. See you tonight.Love,Michael”

“I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.”

“Remember... life is short. Each moment you have is precious. Treasure every second. Don't spend them doing anything you don't love.”

“I don't seem to fit to associate with humans.”

“...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]”

“I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.”