“So go ahead andmake your wayBack from the edgeof yesterdayNo one knows whatCan't be known'Cause when you startYou're all aloneBut take enough stepsTake enough stepsTake enough stepsAnd somedaySomeday you'll be home---Heather Wells, Untitled”

“But he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Like fancy under catalogsAt least he knows enough not to date while he's campaigning”

“IN THE SECOND GRADE, WHEN YOU ARE A BOY WHO LIKES A GIRL, YOU GIVE HER YOUR BEST POKEMON CARD. OR YOU PULL HER HAIR. NOT HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE HER CRY, THOUGH. OR YOU CAN ASK TO HER ROLLERSKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU, AND THEN HOLD HER HAND SO SHE DOESN'T FALL DOWN.”

“I'll just go at my own pace. Nice and easy. Here we go. There, see? I'm doing it. I'm running! Hey, look at me! I'm running! I'm-Okay, well, that's enough of that. Whew. I mean, a girl could hyperventilate from doing that. And seriously, it's my first day. Don't want to overdo it.”

“They say it’s always darkest until right before the dawn. I’ve worked on enough projects to know how true this saying really is.”

“The first thing we did was change all the clocks so that her siblings thought it was bedtime, then put them to bed ignoring their plaintive protests that they were not tired. They wept themselves to sleep soon enough.”

“...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]”