“The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world.”

“I know it, but I'm going to let it go, because i'm the bigger person. Not literally but metaphorically as well. Because I believe what you put into the universe comes back at you times three, which is why I always try only to put good things, not horrible skinny bitch things, into the universe.”

“Maybe nobody has a right to tell anybody to shut up. Maybe this is how wars get started, because someone tells someone else to shut up, and then no one will apologize.”

“But as you age, you lose other, even more important things, like friends-hopefully only bad friends, who maybe weren't as good for you as you once thought. With luck, you'll be able to hang on to your true friends, the ones who were always there for you....even when you thought they weren't.Because friends like that are more precious then all the tiaras in the world”

“Y Won’t U B With Me, Kate?Oh, Kate, Y won’t U B with me?Kate, Don’t U know what U mean to me?I look at the dirty dishes piling up in the sinkand all I can thinkis KateU kept the place so cleanKate, I treated U like a queenOh, Kate, U mean the world to meKate, Come home to meOh, Kate, Y can’t it BLike it used to BBecause this world ain’t meant for loversNo, this world ain’t meant for U and meBecause the bureaucrats in Washington, they’ll set off the bombs, so what’s the point,Kate?We’re all just going to die, anyway.So, Kate, Y won’t U B with me?—Dale Carter, All Rights Reserved”

“Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.”

“Rock Music? No way, dude. Rock rules, and always will.”