“There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.”
“There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.”
“You just had to know where to look.”
“When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.”
“Gawd, this guy was hawt. Super hawt. He was giving off heat.Josh was getting hard just looking at him.He looked like that actor. In that show. The one where he was that guy. The hot guy.”
“I’m sure you think you’re a very nice guy, but from where I’m sitting at the moment all I see is an asshole. Yes, you’re a very good-looking asshole, with a great body and handsome face and nice tan and all that, but do you know what the best thing about assholes is? When they keep quiet and go away.”