“There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course. ”

“It is true that as World War II recedes into the mists of time, almost all big-hearted progressives or liberals (or whatever self-congratulatory term they apply to themselves) denounce Nazism and fascism with the utmost ardor. Yet when these odious movements were on the rise, many among the British elite cautioned prudence in dealing with them; and some actually admired them, including members of the royal family and, of course, clerics in the Anglican Church.”

“You know the definition of a dysfunctional family, don't you? It's any family with more than one member in it.”

“Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.”

“Flea stared at us, "I can't decide what's worse. Losing family members or not having a family member to lose.”

“The Royal Tenenbaums," she said. "It's about a family of prodigies.”