“We need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.”

“Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.”

“In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.”

“Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging my family’s pool, back when we were both seven, or I’ll know you’re an alien replacement and you’ve got the real Steph up in your mother ship!” I glared at him. “G.I. Joe meets Spelunker Barbie,” I said. “And stop being so ridiculous. We have to go. We’re going to end up at a bad table for lunch.”

“But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . .”

“[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back”

“The first thing we did was change all the clocks so that her siblings thought it was bedtime, then put them to bed ignoring their plaintive protests that they were not tired. They wept themselves to sleep soon enough.”